PREACH! lol

This for everybody that be talking about doing something all the time but never put shit into action.

At Wally-World IT GOES DOOWN #BlackFriday

Sir what where you thinking lmao you can’t fuck with the police after thanksgiving! NOOOOO before that cop went to work YOU KNO he ate DAMN GOOD!, 9 times outta 10 caught the itis, took a nap then woke up ready for that action.

Lol but damn i wonder what fool was doin?? ???

LMAO BUDDY TRIED ME WITH THE SOBB STORY

So I got a Upgrade from the blackberry yesterday at the sprint store. I had the Iphone 4 when it came out also and its basically the same phone just faster and the Siri can understand you a little better or maybe Siri can’t understand me.. Anyways I put it on craigslist this morning for a stack ($1000), just recently I got a call from somebody that sounded like a depressed white guy. He was like I only got 250 and a bunch of stuff that I can trade me *holds phone in the air away from mouth and chuckles* So I was like what you got?? He told me in a voice that sounded as if he begging for food that he had a couple of Evos and some other shit…The thing that made me laugh while he was on the phone was when I was like “Maaaan I really just want the cash” then dude said “its not for me its for my nephew man; When he said that I was laughing like what your nephew need the latest phone that just came out for talking about hard times !! Either you got it  or you don’t if you want it go and get it!! sounds simple right lol I got mines!!!!

Sabal’s Collection

So I went in this little grocery market called Sabals in Lil Haiti to get butter and some other things right. As I was shopping I noticed that Sabal likes to have a variety of different buggies lol. When I first noticed the bright red bugggy I had to look twice at the target logo; I was like “Damn…ha ha OoK they got target buggy’s in here KoOoOoOoL.”  I bent the corner down the meat aile and I saw a bright orange buggy being pushed by another woman, I was like ” OOh shit they HOME DEPOT TOO!!!” Then I went back outside to grab a shopping basket, thats where I saw the collection. I was all like “GOT DAMN THEY GOT OFFICE DEPOT!!!, DAMNNNN Ha HA hA HA THEY GOT PUBLIX!! SAVE ALOT!! SABAL said FUCK!! buying buggy’s LMAO. ” The shit was so funny I forgot what I went in there for!