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Mark of the Beast!!


Certificate!! Lets break that down! What are common things people receive certificates for?? They’re commonly given to graduates because you want to be sure that your friendly neighborhood witch-doctor has been certified to cut you open by a qualified de-education system right! Whats another word that sounds similar to this one?… Certain, Certify…Ok OK!! So know that we’ve broken it down WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO BE REASSURED THAT YOUR BABY HAS ARRIVED!! WEREN’T YOU CERTAIN THAT YOUR CHILD CAME OUT BY ALL THE SCREAMING AND PUSHING! WEREN’T YOU SURE WHEN THE BLOODY HEAD CAME THROUGH THE VAGINA!! THAT YOU HAD A NEW CHILD! NEVER WENT TO ANY INSTITUTION BUT YET YOU GET A CERTIFICATE! WHERE WAS THE CAP AND GOWN AND THE FUCKING RECEPTION??!!
Lets break it down some more! Berth NOT BIRTH! “Berth is to come into or dock at a wharf such as when a ship comes into a dock, it arrives. So, Continue reading “Mark of the Beast!!”