Mark of the Beast!!

Certificate!! Lets break that down! What are common things people receive certificates for?? They’re commonly given to graduates because you want to be sure that your friendly neighborhood witch-doctor has been certified to cut you open by a qualified de-education system right! Whats another word that sounds similar to this one?… Certain, Certify…Ok OK!! So know that we’ve broken it down WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO BE REASSURED THAT YOUR BABY HAS ARRIVED!! WEREN’T YOU CERTAIN THAT YOUR CHILD CAME OUT BY ALL THE SCREAMING AND PUSHING! WEREN’T YOU SURE WHEN THE BLOODY HEAD CAME THROUGH THE VAGINA!! THAT YOU HAD A NEW CHILD! NEVER WENT TO ANY INSTITUTION BUT YET YOU GET A CERTIFICATE! WHERE WAS THE CAP AND GOWN AND THE FUCKING RECEPTION??!!
Lets break it down some more! Berth NOT BIRTH! “Berth is to come into or dock at a wharf such as when a ship comes into a dock, it arrives. So, when a ship pulls into a port, it pulls in and stops, that is called its berth, because the ship has now arrived. So because it is on the laws of the high seas, it is governed by the UCC Commercial Law. So when the ship pulls in to it’s berth, the first thing the captain must do is to present a certificate of manifest to the port authorities. What is a certificate of manifest? It is a document listing a ship’s contents, cargo, crew, and passengers. So whatever the ship brings in at berth, the captain has to present a certificate of manifest showing the identity and value of the items on the ship. Now consequently, when people are born, they come out of their mother’s water, therefore they must have a birth certificate, which is a certificate of manifest, because the people are considered a corporation owned item, they are a human resource. This goes back to the German Nazi concept, that every human coming out of their mother’s water must be birthed, and therefore the people have to have a certificate of manifest, to see who this individual is and how much they are going to make for the government in their New World Order.”
Resources: Birth Certificate Truth , Birth Certificate Bond , Universal Commercial Codes